The second in a series of blog-posts recalling my grandfather’s salty response to intense heat.
And so it came to pass that in the final week of August, in the year of 1973 A.D., the Devil arose from his sulfurous perch in the hinterlands of the wicked dead and claimed the coast of Connecticut for his own.
From Greenwich east to Pawcatuck, Old Scratch exerted his otherworldly hold, turning the air as hot and thick as chowder, acquainting millionaires and ditch-diggers alike with the fury of blinding daytime heat and the frustration of soul-sapping night-sweats.
Like any God-fearing, cod-eating New Englander, my grandfather tried to take Beelzebub’s arrival in stride. But by Tuesday, it was clear that this was no average dog-days heat wave:

Aug. 27 and 28, 1973: "Scorcherino." Also, note how much darker the number "95" appears, presumably for emphasis. This was no ordinary 95-degree day. No, sir.
By Wednesday, Abaddon’s brutality was clearly starting to skew my grandfather’s mind, spawning twisted visions never seen in more clement conditions:
By Thursday, my grandfather was clearly in the grip of King Crimson himself, scrawling nonsense words that suggest the final, desperate entries found in the logs of long-abandoned ghost ships:
And by Friday … well, you remember the guy in “Raiders of the Lost Ark” who gets a glimpse of the Ark, and then his face melts? Well, I think my grandfather’s face melted after he wrote the following calendar entry:
Seriously: I went so far as to Google this, to find out whether “blisterbitcher” is some common colloquial term for a heat wave that I’d never heard, or some distant New Englandism I never managed to pick up in my time there.
It isn’t. This is completely the invention of my grandfather, fed up with a savage and unrelenting blast of heat, venting his frustrations on his calendar, spilling heedlessly over the black lines as he captures just how infernally freaking hot it’s been all week.
Just as Psalm 22 includes the invocation, “My God, why hast thou forsaken me?,” my grandpa’s calendar declares, “BLISTERBITCHER.” They’re really the same thing, if you look at them the right way.
The heat wave of August 1973 spilled over into the weekend, before rains on the night of Sept. 2 and morning of Sept. 3 ushered in more temperate conditions — and freed Connecticut from the tyrannical rule of The Beast Whose Number Is Three Times 222.
Maybe someday I’ll share my grandfather’s calendar entries from Sept. 1 and 2, which are entertaining in their own right.
For now, I’m going to suggest that any heat wave that reaches five straight days over 85 degrees be officially known as a “blisterbitcher.” I might even contact my elected state representative and see if I can’t get that passed into law. (At very least, I expect to hear that term out of the mouths of my local TV weathermen this summer. I mean, c’mon. Isn’t it perfect?)
And I understand that late at night, in certain seedy bars in the shoreline districts of New Haven and New London, when the streets are empty and the mugs are full, the locals still get a certain look in their eyes as they tell stories about the Great Blistahbitchah of ’73.
I remember it well; it WAS a blisterbitcher! Steve & I had recently returned from our honeymoon and were frantically packing & moving from our 3rd floor apt.(w/ NO air conditioning) in New Haven to relocate to PA (there’s an entry on the calendar to that effect). Whenever it gets hot like its been recently, we say that at least its not like that time in ’73, when we were moving in New Haven.
I’d bet the Farmers’s Almanac would be interested in some of these blogs…
I haven’t seen so many alternate names for Satan since I fake-read Pilgrim’s Progress in high school.
I thought about calling him “a friend of a friend of Jerry Garcia,” but I wasn’t sure how many of my readers would get it.
Kurt: Yeh, this is the best written piece you’ve done yet! Verbal alchemy: how you both get inside your grandfather’s mind and simultaneously create some incredibly creative prose is magical. Not sure how many of your allusions Drawing Boy would have understood; I had to ask Mawd about the 3 X 222…
Keep it up! I look forward to the poem you alluded to while visiting!
Tx!
Bood
Yes. Not until the ’80s, and the arrival of musical acts like Ozzy Osbourne and Iron Maiden, did the average American teenage male learn that the Number of the Beast is 666.
Now it’s something you learn routinely over the course of an American public-school education, kinda like long division.
I failed to mention that I loved this one too! Might even be my favorite! (I was carried away relating to that particular heat spell, to which your blog brought me back).
Thank you. I always enjoy when these things bring back memories.
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